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MARSHAL! MARSHAL! HAAAAAAALP!

I went on this site to create a journal (on account of the Widow Johnson sayin' it might be good for me to write out my feelings as opposed to shouting them out when I get agitated, which I am wont to do), and the account setup page wants me to tell them a little (or a lot) about myself, and bein' that I'm just a hypercattle rancher on Mars (which I know Croach says is rightly called "G'loot Prakwaw", but seein' as how I'm a human, I figure I ought to call it by its human name, and "Mars" is a lot easier to say besides), I can't think of anything interesting to say about myself!

MARSHAL! HAAAAAAALP!

[Felton is from "Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars" on the podcast "The Thrilling Adventure Hour", and is the property of name of Ben Blacker & Ben Acker. They appear here solely for the purpose of role-playing in milliways_bar, from which no profit whatsoever is being made.

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